kids in the Netherlands never believe in Santa Claus because we have Sinterklaas but Santa Claus’ story is so much cuter with his little reindeer and elves on the north pole like i do not get the impression that his elves are slaves while Sinterklaas is some fuck from Spain who brings over his black slaves (aka white people in blackface, including the big red lips and gold hoops) on a big boat like uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah has totally nothing to do with slavery at all